"Mom, Dad, I missed you. Cowabunga, dudes!" - Hans Moleman
"...Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love - hard and fast." - Zapp Brannigan
"...I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?..." - Zapp Brannigan