lordofduct
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April of 2004, the last time I did anything with a woman. From that day on I despised their empty heads (well, most of them anyway, not all, oh and this is South Florida... capital of the blonde). I spent my days meeting girl after girl who makes me want to vomit, only those who didn't were dear friends or already taken. Then one hapless day (christmas i might add) I come walking into my complex drunk as all hell, carrying what is left of my Patron, and see this girl I have not seen in over 5 years. A cute lil' metal head who is very loud and fun. We talk, I invite her into my home for a drink and end up spending the day entire day with her. (about noon until work at 1030 PM). After exchanging numbers she calls me that night, and the next day. We decide to hang out that evening at my house... get drunk and play vid games (I love girls who play vid games!) on the LAN of XBOX's we set up on christmas day. (we have atleast 3 hooked up at a time!yey!) My friends spammy, jean, liz and christa come along too. I have a great time, playing games, talking, attempting to swing dance, and a huge wrestling match in my room between a lot of us.
Now the problem... My friend and her friend go home because they have work in the morning. She gives me a kiss good bye, i think nothing of it until I notice that someone else in the house thought something of it. Well me and this other girl stay up until 5 watching stupid movies (I robot is trash, and what the hell is with that "Hero" movie... VOMIT) She passes out on the couch and I return to my bed, at 830 i wake like usual (I usually only sleep 3-4 hours) And there she is in my bed with me. She is not letting me get up, not even to pee like I really have to!!! She demands I cuddle with her.
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, Chris is his name, he hangs out at the house EVERY day playing Halo2 with us. She says she is in love! Then what the hell is she doing in bed with me? Don't get me wrong, I would date this girl in a heart beat, she cute, funny, psychotic, plays vid games and damn just about the female replica of ME! WHAT AM I TO DO!? I hate woman!!! (yeah, I know, her lack of fidelity right there is a sign! but then as I said, she is an exact replica of me!)
Now I know what your thinking, "you just wanna brag", ummm well not really, im really stuck like chuck. I finally get over hating woman (and dont think its just because im the ugly bastard I am) and now im stuck. Also I figured this would finally liven up SX a little other then the weird merry christmas thread and a thread about a lot of deaths over in the pacific, its depressing hearing that! (poor guys over there, and we cried about Francis and Charlie hitting us this fall, stupid Floridians)
Now the problem... My friend and her friend go home because they have work in the morning. She gives me a kiss good bye, i think nothing of it until I notice that someone else in the house thought something of it. Well me and this other girl stay up until 5 watching stupid movies (I robot is trash, and what the hell is with that "Hero" movie... VOMIT) She passes out on the couch and I return to my bed, at 830 i wake like usual (I usually only sleep 3-4 hours) And there she is in my bed with me. She is not letting me get up, not even to pee like I really have to!!! She demands I cuddle with her.
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, Chris is his name, he hangs out at the house EVERY day playing Halo2 with us. She says she is in love! Then what the hell is she doing in bed with me? Don't get me wrong, I would date this girl in a heart beat, she cute, funny, psychotic, plays vid games and damn just about the female replica of ME! WHAT AM I TO DO!? I hate woman!!! (yeah, I know, her lack of fidelity right there is a sign! but then as I said, she is an exact replica of me!)
Now I know what your thinking, "you just wanna brag", ummm well not really, im really stuck like chuck. I finally get over hating woman (and dont think its just because im the ugly bastard I am) and now im stuck. Also I figured this would finally liven up SX a little other then the weird merry christmas thread and a thread about a lot of deaths over in the pacific, its depressing hearing that! (poor guys over there, and we cried about Francis and Charlie hitting us this fall, stupid Floridians)