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Discussion in 'General' started by jim993, Apr 25, 2002.

  1. jim993

    jim993 New Member

    MasterCard Wedding

    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took

    place at Clemson

    University. It was in the local newspaper and even

    Jay Leno mentioned

    it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After

    the wedding, at the

    reception, the groom got up on stage with a

    microphone to talk to the

    crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for

    coming, many from

    long

    distances, to support them at their wedding. He

    especially wanted to

    thank

    the bride's and his family and to thank his new

    father-in-law for

    providing

    such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted

    to give everyone

    a

    special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of

    everyone's

    chair,

    including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

    He said this was

    his

    gift to everyone, and asked them to open their

    envelope. Inside each

    manila

    envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex

    with the best man.

    The

    groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and

    had hired a

    private

    detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests'

    reactions for a

    couple

    of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---

    you!". Then he

    turned

    to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to

    the dumbfounded

    crowd

    and said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the

    morning. While most

    people

    would have cancelled the wedding immediately after

    finding about the

    affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if

    nothing were

    wrong.

    His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over

    $32,000 for a 300

    guest

    wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the

    bride's and best

    man's

    reputations in front of 300 friends and family

    members. This guy has

    balls

    the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a

    MasterCard

    "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

    friends...$32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the

    occasion...$3,000. Deluxe two

    week

    honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10

    glossy of the bride

    humping the best man...Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy; for everything

    else there's

    MASTERCARD!!!
     
  2. IceDigger

    IceDigger Founder Staff Member

    Wow, that's better then my 2 headed frog story!

    That guy is THE man for doing that! Nice old fashioned revenge!
     
  3. Pearl Jammzz

    Pearl Jammzz Member

    OMFG!, that is hilarious. I woulda done more than "f*** you!", I woulda seriously beat his ass! Or messed with the picture and made him have a VERY VERY VERY small penis. hehe, but anyways, great story, loved it.
     
  4. SkankinMonkey

    SkankinMonkey Member

    No, this would have been enough, I imagine that the bride and best man were left breathless and didnt manage to utter a single word other than 'damn' for a few days.
     
  5. 3rdman

    3rdman New Member

    WOW...That guy is evil in the best way possible. LOL Imagine the look on the face of her parents!

    Wedding reception....32,000 dollars

    Wediing gown.....2,000 dollars

    Discovering your little girl is a slut.....priceless

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Random Hajile

    Random Hajile New Member

    wow! that guy had some serious STONES for doing that, That is one of the best revenge stories I ever heard...err...um..read [​IMG]

    Definitely would make a great MC commercial, in fact that's probably what he used to pay for the P.I. and the photo devolopment!

    Even though the costs of the P.I. and the pix was probably steep, that's nothing like what the ho's parent's shelled out for the wedding. $$$ Revenge is priceless !

    [​IMG]
     
  7. mal

    mal Member

  8. Cynnamin

    Cynnamin New Member

    I read that quite awhile back [​IMG]

    Along the whole revenge thing...

    Friend of mine found out his girlfriend was sleeping with one of his friends. He acknowledged that she was a slut and didn't lay any blame on his friend b/c they both agreed that, had roles been different, they'd have done the same thing.

    Anywho, girl turns up pregnant. My friend is all 'helpful' and whatever... she has the baby, he asks for a paternity test. Turns out he's not the father (duh). His friend get tested. He's not the father either.

    Who could be the kid's father? Turns out to be the private investigator she hired to follow my friend around because she thought he was cheating on her [​IMG]

    kinda silly and what not... but really fitting [​IMG]
     

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