MasterCard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took
place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned
it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from
long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to
thank
the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for
providing
such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone
a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's
chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was
his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each
manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The
groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a
private
detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a
couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
you!". Then he
turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
the dumbfounded
crowd
and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most
people
would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
finding about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were
wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best
man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has
balls
the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...$3,000. Deluxe two
week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride
humping the best man...Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy; for everything
else there's
MASTERCARD!!!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took
place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned
it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from
long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to
thank
the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for
providing
such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone
a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's
chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was
his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each
manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The
groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a
private
detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a
couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
you!". Then he
turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
the dumbfounded
crowd
and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most
people
would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
finding about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were
wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best
man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has
balls
the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...$3,000. Deluxe two
week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride
humping the best man...Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy; for everything
else there's
MASTERCARD!!!