1. They are gym shorts, I assure you this man wears no skirts, he is in training to be a preacher. 😛
2. Para para is fucking fun.
3. No, your reasons for disliking ddr/dancing games are wrong, there are people who simply don't enjoy them, it's a fact of life that not everyone will like stuff like ddr.
4. Yes, I hate the music, I despise every song on ddr and para para with a passion. Whoever invented eurobeat should fucking die, stupid japanese, bad japanese, no more music for you. Although I really do enjoy some of pump's music. I wish I could find actual releases from bands like Banya.
5. DDR has like 40 remixes of the same damn song, and thats part of the reason it's dying. Seriously, who needs 6 paranoia's on one machine? (original, rebirth, evolution, dirty mix, kcet, survivor, survivor max) my bad, 7.