You're totally not alone. It sounds like some of the voice actors are just learning to read as their lines sound sooo disjointed.
"You mean"
(3 second pause)
"we"
(2 second pause)
"get to look at"
(2 second pause)
"all the military's top"
(2 second pause)
"secret weapons?"
I remember my second playthrough I was like "Just spit it out already!!" However, the crappy voice overs have eventually grown on me...then again I have a passion for quality bad movies (Repo Man, Dead Alive, anything Gene Wilder, the worse the damn better says I :lol: ) so most folks'll probably still hate it.
As much as I like this one, there are some bad points to it: like the voice actors. There are also times when the backgrounds can be pretty bland.
Also, this game is definitely more about action than anything else. Trust me when I say, you'll never run out of ammo in this game. And though your character dies pretty easily, there are very few times when you'll actually have that "ohcrapohcrapohcrap...." back against the wall feeling. Of course when there are intense / difficult moments they are Fantastic!! (the timed sequences come to mind)
Still, it's more than deserving of any gamer's time. I let some friends try this one out, and each played it to completion. Hell its still a running joke among us that sometimes when someone calls your name you whip around and say "nuclear terrorists!?" 😀