I finally successfully compiled a working (*.cof)(not (*.coff), which is technically another popular executeable file extension used by MANY off-branded platforms like the Atari Jaguar in the absolutely GLORIOUS 90s) file using older Saturn compilation GNU tools off of here. The -O2 (Optimization flag) was causing all of my trouble, and it took me basically a year to figure that 1 thing out. Now, with the hard stuff outta the way, I can FINALLY focus on creating games for the 30th contest. Information is on Discord, if you don't already know and would like to compete and know the details.