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This thread is for posting one word reviews. You can post a phrase but please do not type more than a sentence to describe a game you are reviewing. The purpose is to express the essence of a game without the verbage. Previews are allowed but the focus is on reviewing. Don't post descriptions like beautiful, good, crappy, bad, hard, or any of their synonyms. THINK BEFORE YOU POST

Kingdom Hearts(PS2):
pandering

Cubivore(GC):
EVO^3

SSBM(GC):
franchise hodgepodge

Eternal Darkness(GC):
short

Castlevania Legends(GB):
sequel of a sequel of a sequel

Preview
Aria of Sorrow(GBA):
sequel of a sequel of a sequel

FFX:
FF8 2: Lost in New York

Sims Online:
Geek Get A Life Simulation

Resident Evil(all):
Alone in the Dark ripoff

Animal Crossing:
Harvest Moon clone

Rez:
psychedelic

Xenogears:
throw a little bit of the Bible in and a whole heapin' spoon full of that darn Japanese mecha fettish 🙄

Based on previews
Doshin the Giant:
Black and White cubed

a borrowed review
Contra: Shattered Soldier(PS2)-
Fast and the Furious ridiculousness
 
Myth: The Fallen Lords
BestGameEver (hehe, sorry 😉)

Automobili Lamborghini
Unfinished

Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance
Huge

Policenauts
Immersive

Hey You! Pikachu
WTF?!

Majora's Mask
Underrated

Umm, thats all the ones i can really think of at the moment.
 
Here's a few on the games I'm currently playing:-

Animal Crossing
Crack

Metroid Prime
As good as it gets

Thats all the games I've been playing recently, but here is a book review 😛

The Lord of the Rings (the whole lot)
Literary perfection. Mind-numbingly descriptive.
 
If Animal Crossing is crack then that would make Karny a crack dealer. Kids if he ever comes up to you offering Animal Crossing then just say,"NO." He might tempt you by saying,"Look how cool I am after doing it" but this is an obvious lure which can be easily seen through if you keep in mind geeks aren't cool.

*Karny, why do you have an obsession with referring to crack?*
 
Descent 3 with flightstick:

wayne.jpg
 
Tail Concerto
Gameplay = good, Camera = bad

Kingdom Hearts
Flawed, but fun

Panzer Dragoon Saga
Epic, fun, unique, but dated and expensive

Soul Blazer
Just Like crack: addictive, but short lived

Final Fantasy 3
Almost impossible to do everything

Thousand Arms
more geared to Japanese tastes

Grandia 2
Plot twists, good grafics, and beautiful music abound

Skies of Arcadia
Interesting concept, with substance to back it up

Burning Rnagers
Oh god my eyes, their bleeding!

Nights into dreams
I wana collect orbs and fight bosses in my dreams to...

Rez
Crack smoking, Disco dancing, fun

Metroid Prime
How will the sequil top this?

Starfox Adventures
Beautiful grafics doesn't equil fun gameplay

Rogue Leader
Did they realy have to make it this hard?

Halo
Great single player and co-op, but over-rated multiplayer

Final Fantasy x
Theirs no way im passing up the sequil

Golden Sun
The GBA and GCN both need more games like this

Vegas Stakes
Even though its more then 10 years old, its still the best gambling game ive ever seen/played
 
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