What are some things you have learned from movies?

IceDigger

Founder
Staff member
What are some things you have learned from movies?

How to do a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

In the movies, everybody uses an iMac.

Atom bomb testing causes immense growth and or monster revival.

If your car has nitrous and the car gets shot, and you shout NAAAAWWZZZ, it will blow up.

Hollywood isn't clear on whether zombies are fast or slow.

Post yours!
 

dibz

Boss
Staff member
Guns never run out of ammunition. Ever.

You can jump over anything if you're Jackie Chan.
 

Runik

Staff member
Don't cross the streams.

No matter where you are, your cellphone won't work when you need it.
 
Originally posted by Runik@Mon, 2006-02-20 @ 12:43 PM

Don't cross the streams.

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Great info for proper urinal protocal or ghost busting :lol:

Anyways, If you find a way to time travel always expect to have some sort of difficulty returning to "your present" time.
 

schi0249

Mid Boss
Never assume the villian/monster is dead. Chances are, they will come back at least once.

Almost every car crash ends in a huge explosion.
 

VertigoXX

Mid Boss
Putting a bullet in the engine of a car will cause the entire vehicle to explode.

Computer hackers have computers with graphics that look like super-high-res-terrabyte-of-ram-on-the-video-card, despite the fact that it is only 1992. And that laptop is screaming with its 486 processor and 14.4 modem, even though when the movie was actualy released Pentiums with 33.6 modems were standard.

That damn Apple logo must be upside down on all the iMacs at Best Buy, it couldn't be wrong in ALL the movies.

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock

We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up

We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed

We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me

His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see

the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"

I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit

Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit

He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space

Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise

And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies

Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas

Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place

He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space

The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far

We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

What is with the Klingons, remember in the day

They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame

Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead

With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door

When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before

Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase

'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar

So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg

Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit

But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind

We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up
 

ExCyber

Staff member
Computers always tell you what they're doing with a dialogue box that takes up at least 75% of the screen and has no minimize button.

Cars will readily leave the ground if the person driving them is a total badass.

Every relentless killing robot and world-dominating computer system has a programming flaw that can be stumbled upon by a ten-year-old who doesn't have access to the code.

You can fire a shotgun down a crowded hallway and hit only your intended target.

People are actually pretty nonchalant when being carjacked.
 
Even if they've already been set off at least once, ancient traps in abandoned temples will always reset themselves for next party of adventurers to come along

Plastic armor is no defense against laser pistols
 

lordofduct

Established Member
Gravity only requires the flip of a switch in space.

Water in sealed bottles will not freeze in deep space.

There are countries in Europe where 25 American cents can buy you a house, wardrobe, food for a lifetime... and still have money left over to donate to the local community carrying them out of a depression and creating another world power.

Children are articulate.

Hackers are cool charasmatic dudes and if they haven't been allowed to touch computers in almost a decade can still hack into anything via a pretty graphical interface with images of floating binary code, mathematical equations and gibberish.
 
The evil labratory's self destruct switch is always clearly labeled in large print and is in full view where just anybody can come along and press it
 
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