Yes it IS frightening how a man can be born from a tribe of lesbians. And magic is sooo demonic, I could just throw a bible at "shigr miyamoto"s head. And kids should NEVER play with knives, god nintendo is sooo horrible for teaching that to children. how dare they brainwash the esrb into labeling them E.
Haha what a complete idiot. My 3 year old daughter LOVES Zelda. In fact, my 2 year old daughters middle name is Zelda and I have the triforce tattooed on my back. That crazy lady would give me quite the lecturing.