Death Clock

According to Death Clock.com my die to go will be on..

Your Personal Day of Death is.Friday, December 19, 2053

Seconds left to live...

1,579,188,110 and counting

Being 73 is better then I thought. :banana
 
Haha didn't professor farnsworth build a death clock on futurama?

Oh and I'm gonna die on Friday, April 27, 2063

I only 78 years old 🙁
 
What? Don't tell me you want to live to be so old you can't bathe yourself (although I wouldn't mind hot nurse sponge baths).

You should feel lucky. I didn't even choose sadistic. According to that, I don't live to see 40 years.
 
man this thing is so bogus. It just spits out random numbers. I pushed the continue thing to check my death time, and then did it again. It was a 10 year difference. It continued to do the same.
 
Tuesday, December 12, 2023

That's a bit depressing.

Obviously I've got to change my outlook on life as if I go from pessimistic (which I'm not really) to optimistic (which I'm not really either) I end up with

Monday, March 9, 2054

If I was sadistic I'd only have 4 and a bit more years. 😱

Friday, February 8, 2008

I've got to quit smoking too 🙄
 
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