Have you ever been wounded playing videogames?

Please, dear god, don't answer that.

Please, some mod, delete this thread and lets never speak of it again.

While that won't happen, I wish some threads came with a warning of some sort. There are things about your (common, plural) life (lives) that I don't want to know. 😉
 
Originally posted by MTXBlau@May 3, 2004 @ 10:54 PM

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Please, some mod, delete this thread and lets never speak of it again.

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I disagree I think this thread has been very productive. An update on my condition: I was at the doctor's the other today. I was there because of a testicle related matter if you must know. :banana Anyway he said if I stopped popping my jaw out of place every ten minutes it would heal and I wouldn't have to have reconstructive surgery. :cheers
 
Originally posted by mountaindud@May 4, 2004 @ 04:13 AM

he said if I stopped popping my jaw out of place every ten minutes it would heal and I wouldn't have to have reconstructive surgery. :cheers

But then you were like "Reconstructive surgery???" and started visualizing Million Dollar Man scenarios where you've got a metal jaw+teeth and can chomp through steel. You of course promptly dislocated your jaw right then and there.

As for Cloud, he just needs to be less violent. Remember, it's just a game!

Look, Mountaindud! Ooooh, reconstructive surgery...
 

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I beat my buddy as time ran out in a game of NFL Blitz once...

He picked me up and drove me straight through a table.

Wasn't really injured, but it certainly could have turned out differently.

Oh, and after a win of mine in Tekken Tag, a different friend spiked his controller into the ground (which I happened to be laying on) and it took a wicked horizontal bounce right into my face.
 
Actually, that reminds me, I do have a story to tell. I was in about the 5th grade when this happened:

I was over at my neighbor's house. He and a friend of mine were playing Tecmo Bowl on the NES. It was nearing the end of the game and my friend was up by a couple points. He paused the game and got up to go to the bathroom or get a drink or something.

My neighbor, sneaky bastard that he was, unpaused the game and scored an unscrupulous touchdown. When my friend came back, he saw what had happened, and somehow my neighbor put the blame on me. Of course I denied it. So my friend, fat bastard that he was, pinned me to the ground, started twisting my arm and inflicting various other types of pain. I was unable to free myself from his tremendous girth, but I would not confess, as I was not guilty. I think my friend had it in for me, as our friendship had started with my slamming his head repeatedly into the pavement, and had been punctuated by such events as me giving his cousin a bloody nose with a snowball, and shooting my friend in the head with his own BB gun. So it took a while to 'convince' him of my innocence.

At any rate, he eventually got up and proceeded to lay the smack down on my neighbor as well. So let this be a lesson: don't cheat!
 
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