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If The Olympics Were More Like Video Games...

Discussion in 'General' started by Cloud121, Feb 19, 2002.

  1. Cloud121

    Cloud121 Member

    The Japanese would compete in all the really cool events a few months before the Americans

    Australia would ban several events for being too violent

    It would be really hard to find sponsors

    No snow boarder would even come close to a medal unless he did a two-and-a-half minute combo

    Flames would shoot out of the puck in ice hockey

    Figure skating announcers would say the same ten phrases over and over

    Two words: Bobsled ... drive-by

    The biathlon would be called "FFA Deathmatch"

    No ramps. Ski jumpers would merely point their rocket launchers at the ground and then jump while firing...

    Speed skaters would use their winnings to upgrade to more powerful skates... provided they don't just use the cheat codes

    I got that in my GameSpy Daily email. I thought You guys might want to see it :)
     
  2. Captian Crazy

    Captian Crazy New Member

    Haha, Just got that in my E-mail from you, Thanks bro !
     
  3. Quadriflax

    Quadriflax New Member

    They don't already?
     
  4. Curtis

    Curtis Member

    More like we'd ban events for being too stupid...:)
     
  5. Ratamahatta

    Ratamahatta Member

    what about rocket tag?
     
  6. SEGA DAVID

    SEGA DAVID New Member

    usually winter olympic video games suck. but the real oympics are cool this year
     

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