If The Olympics Were More Like Video Games...


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The Japanese would compete in all the really cool events a few months before the Americans

Australia would ban several events for being too violent

It would be really hard to find sponsors

No snow boarder would even come close to a medal unless he did a two-and-a-half minute combo

Flames would shoot out of the puck in ice hockey

Figure skating announcers would say the same ten phrases over and over

Two words: Bobsled ... drive-by

The biathlon would be called "FFA Deathmatch"

No ramps. Ski jumpers would merely point their rocket launchers at the ground and then jump while firing...

Speed skaters would use their winnings to upgrade to more powerful skates... provided they don't just use the cheat codes

I got that in my GameSpy Daily email. I thought You guys might want to see it :)