I don't recall oompa loompah's having black hair but I guess the white eyebrows should have given it away.
Maybe the gigiantic C. CHEN just got in the way of the rest of the face.
As for my childhood, that can pretty much be summed up by Atari, Star Wars, and this blond guy saying "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
"I think you're feeling the Christmas Spirit, Skeletor. It makes you feel good."
"Well, I don't like to feel good! I like to feel evil! Ohhh!"
"Don't worry, Skeletor... Christmas only comes once a year."