[...] Observing the rapidity with which huge bottles of Listerine were disappearing from the bathroom, Tabby asked me if I drank the stuff. I responded with self-righteous hauteur that I most certainly did not. Nor did I. I drank the Scope instead. It was tastier, had that hint of mint.
Coffee and cinnamon oatmeal for breakfast.
A good teeth cleaning at the dentist's, followed by Listerine.