The Onion have great taste in games

[axelblazeadam]

"Ex-Girlfriend Playing Virtua Fighter With Some Other Guy Now"

http://www.theonion.com/3940/news1.html

:thumbs-up: 😀 :banana

 

[Jeffrey]

Hey. That's not funny. That's serious stuff!

I used to love playing games with the girlfriends I actually cared about.

I think this is how guys show real love because it is a teammate/soldiers in battle/trusted friend bonding. I wish women could understand that this is how most guys express that they trust and care for someone. It's like an invitation not only to the guy's world but his army against the world.

What could be more intimate!

ahhh... fuggit.

(I just want my old girl back... 🙁 )