Who's going to the midnight showing?
On #4, what if they jump off the top of a castle while on fire? "Aieeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Also, they forgot dressing up like Star Wars characters, sitting down for the movie, and going "Wait a minute, those aren't Jawas! That's not the Emperor! THIS ISN'T EPISODE III!!!!" and having your Wookie roaring at the top of his lungs. Gtthhhrrrraaawwwwwnnttt!!!