I appreciate all of you people who use "Buy this"
as a suggestion. I assume you are trying to be helpful and all, but REALITY is that the BBA's REASONABLE price is over 100 dollars US (that's like over $195 Canadian... where I live) even though, Cynnamin your colourful use of adjectives and similes almost turned me to buy the BBA.
And ZZiggy00, yeah I'm aware that it only connects you at phone speed (33.6k in fact) but that's all you need to play on DC anyway. Plus, it wouldn't take up my phone line, and I would essentially have unlimited hours.
Thanks for everyone's help. I've actually found somewhat of a guide here:
http://www.dcvision.com/Mterlouw
hope this helps anyone whos having troubles like me!