Not to rub your nose in it but I have the greatest luck of anyone when it comes to girls.
Once I wrote a letter addressed to the place where this waitress worked hoping it would get to her and risked looking like a right lunatic. We ended up seeing each other for about a year and she's still one of my best friends.
But wait, it gets better!
A week or two after that ended, I was woken up by a text message not intended for my phone and for decided to write an abusive reply since it got me out of bed. Then had a text message conversation for about a month with this girl.. That was nearly two years ago, and she's still my lovely lady now
Pity relationships cause so much confusion in my brain.. I'd be the luckiest person ever if they didn't.