i used to be in a "punk RAWK" band and we had a song called Jolt about jolt cola. it went something like
"coffee's hot, jolt's cooler!
don't smoke pot, jolt's cooler!
drink it with your cereal in the mornin'
without caffiene, life is borin'!"
actually, i think those were the only lyrics.
anyway, glad to make your e-acquaintance!