You'd have to have a pretty bad diet to be able to roast a town full of zombies with farts. I always found cheap deodorant to be good for a bit of arson.
One of my favorite pyro techniques is non-dairy creamer, a straw, and a candle. Not too useful against zombies, but try it sometime when you're outside in a nice non-flammable area. 😉
Apache helicopter would be my pick. Either that or a bomb squad/hazmat vehicle, those things are pretty well sealed up (although I guess tanks are as well). A big semi would be nice too (yeah, I watched the original DoD recently).
Well basically, the non dairy creamer is fine enough that it pretty much goes up instantaneously. So you can blow it through the straw towards the candle and create a big ass flashfire, since the powder spreads out and all ignites at once. Useful for burning 10' circles of dry grass to the ground.
Ug. 1998 - three girls at a sleepover were waring this certain kind of pajama and they were made of this flammable material. They were lighting a candle and all three of them went up in flames. The material used to make the pajamas were later recalled.
Actually, you'd be surprised how often the issue of flammable pajamas comes up. The lesson here is stay away from pajamas. EVEN IF they claim to be flame retardent (especially if they claim that).
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