I found this funny.

MasterCard Wedding

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took

place at Clemson

University. It was in the local newspaper and even

Jay Leno mentioned


It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After

the wedding, at the

reception, the groom got up on stage with a

microphone to talk to the

crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for

coming, many from


distances, to support them at their wedding. He

especially wanted to


the bride's and his family and to thank his new

father-in-law for


such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted

to give everyone


special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of



including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was


gift to everyone, and asked them to open their

envelope. Inside each


envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex

with the best man.


groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and

had hired a


detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests'

reactions for a


of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---

you!". Then he


to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to

the dumbfounded


and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the

morning. While most


would have cancelled the wedding immediately after

finding about the

affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if

nothing were


His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over

$32,000 for a 300


wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the

bride's and best


reputations in front of 300 friends and family

members. This guy has


the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a


"priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and


Wedding photographs commemorating the

occasion...$3,000. Deluxe two


honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10

glossy of the bride

humping the best man...Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy; for everything

else there's

Wow, that's better then my 2 headed frog story!

That guy is THE man for doing that! Nice old fashioned revenge!
OMFG!, that is hilarious. I woulda done more than "f*** you!", I woulda seriously beat his ass! Or messed with the picture and made him have a VERY VERY VERY small penis. hehe, but anyways, great story, loved it.
Originally posted by BJammzz@April 25 2002,12:55

OMFG!, that is hilarious. I woulda done more than "f*** you!", I woulda seriously beat his ass! Or messed with the picture and made him have a VERY VERY VERY small penis. hehe, but anyways, great story, loved it.

No, this would have been enough, I imagine that the bride and best man were left breathless and didnt manage to utter a single word other than 'damn' for a few days.
WOW...That guy is evil in the best way possible. LOL Imagine the look on the face of her parents!

Wedding reception....32,000 dollars

Wediing gown.....2,000 dollars

Discovering your little girl is a slut.....priceless

wow! that guy had some serious STONES for doing that, That is one of the best revenge stories I ever heard...err...um..read

Definitely would make a great MC commercial, in fact that's probably what he used to pay for the P.I. and the photo devolopment!

Even though the costs of the P.I. and the pix was probably steep, that's nothing like what the ho's parent's shelled out for the wedding. $$$ Revenge is priceless !

I read that quite awhile back

Along the whole revenge thing...

Friend of mine found out his girlfriend was sleeping with one of his friends. He acknowledged that she was a slut and didn't lay any blame on his friend b/c they both agreed that, had roles been different, they'd have done the same thing.

Anywho, girl turns up pregnant. My friend is all 'helpful' and whatever... she has the baby, he asks for a paternity test. Turns out he's not the father (duh). His friend get tested. He's not the father either.

Who could be the kid's father? Turns out to be the private investigator she hired to follow my friend around because she thought he was cheating on her

kinda silly and what not... but really fitting