Tales from the bathroom stall walls

[Amon]

Okay I got to thinkin one day, I have seen some really interesting writing on the walls amonst the other filth(writing) on the walls and though why not start a collection of them. Thus this post...

I will start off with

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

All my love

Are belong to you

 

[VertigoXX]

I just laugh at how all the racist junk people have put on the stall walls is either misspelt, grammaticaly incorrect, or uses ebonic terms. Or lacks science... One racist term for African-Americans I've seen on a lot of stall walls around here is "monkey." Problem is, if you shaved a monkey, wouldn't it's skin be white? So, therefore, aren't us white people the ones who are less evolved and geneticaly closer to primates?

 

[RitualOfTheTrout]

Aside from the usual call this number for a good time, and nazis rule/nazis suck etc... the only thing I have really seen that was moderatly humerous was this:

Are you making a deposit or a withdrawl?

 

[it290]

I saw one awhile ago where multiple people had written 'vagina' and other, less clean words for the same several times, and then near the bottom someone had written 'penis'. This was in a men's bathroom btw. I found it fairly humorous.

Oh and Vertigo, you make a good point, but you can't expect the people who would write that kind of thing to think in such a sophisticated manner. 😉

 

[ExCyber]

Originally posted by VertigoXX+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VertigoXX)</div><div class='quotemain'>One racist term for African-Americans I've seen on a lot of stall walls around here is "monkey."[/b]

Personally, I'm fond of "niger". :huh

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I saw one awhile ago where multiple people had written 'vagina' and other, less clean words for the same several times, and then near the bottom someone had written 'penis'.[/quote]Along the same line, I saw a stall with all kinds of ugly stuff on it, but much of it is unimaginative insults aimed at the dorm supervisor, a Mr. Orta: "Orta sucks", "screw Orta", and less flattering things. Among this and the usual racist BS, one person decided to scrawl "I love Orta". 😀