Woke up this morn, Gore was POTUS.
Every toilet in my home shrunk to an "environmentally sound" size, thus accomodating a payload equivalent to that of a small gerbil.
Every car I passed on my way to work was some 3-wheeled hybrid POS.
My workplace implemented a zero-tolerance policy regarding sexist thoughts. Manditory sensitivity training courses for the rest of the year.
Red meat has been outlawed. Soy steaks all around!
Yikes indeed!