My point (and mal's, I think) is that you aren't really skipping the Ain't. It just isn't there. The phrase is "There's..." not "There Ain't...". If I'm reading you right, you're saying that if you skip Ain't (which I'm not), then you skip As and A. Normally I'd agree with you (about A's and Ands, etc), but in this case I don't. 🙂