God this is a daily routine at my house... Im usually just a watcher (as I wake up mid party and I am heading to work not but 30 minutes later... I may pick up a controller for one round). With the multiple XBOX's and TVs in the house, there are people playing MechAssault and Halo2 constantly.
So onto the most recent "party" that was fun for the gamers, not fun for me.
I get home from work and lay in bed... Christa is snoring and keeping me awake, oh fuckin' joy. I kick her in the belly and the bitch just hiccups and then continues on snoring. Finally she comes too and insists on going to breakfast.
I say NO.
Brian my roommate over hears and dances around demanding it. He cons Dexter and Liz to go and finally me. Then even more and we have a crowd of 10 at Frannies, breakfast and back home for gaming. (I make a quick stop at my parents to discuss buying a house).
I come in and decide it is time for bed for me. They decide it's Halo2 time. 8 gamers, 2 viewers, VOLUME LOUD! I lie there for sometime listening to bangs and booms till I get fed up and come out screaming about how loud it is. I grab the controller to attempt turning it down, it doesn't go down. It dawns on me Brian had turned on the huge floor speakers I own. So I turn the receiver off and go lay back down.
Woken again by screams and hollers, "BITCH STOP CAMPIN'!!! greNADErade!" I scream back and they quiet down.
WOKEN AGAIN... to thump noises, more thump noises, then.... SMASH. Liz is now screaming at the top of her freakin' lungs. I come running out and no one is around. I go into dexter's room to find Liz on the ground picking up what is left of her smashed bong. There is a large round kickball rolling around on the floor. I look back into the living room and see 4 more kickballs laying on the floor.
THEY WERE PLAYING DODGEBALL! They decided between matches they would play winning team vs. losing team in dodgeball! IN THE HOUSE... in my living room to be exact. Yep that is where my 16 console collection, 800 video games, sound system, glass book shelf and SIXTEEN HUNDRED DOLLAR TV is!
Jean starts screaming about how childish James and Brian are for playing Dodgeball in the house. James calls her a hypocrite because she was playing too. I give her a dirty look.
Jean: "What I'm on your side!"
Me: "Yes, but with the wrong intentions."
She turns and bitches with Brian, I start in with the usual
ME: "Now as I had said this morning, no Dodgeball in my house, especially near my 57inch TV"
Everyone: "AHHH, all you fuckin' care about is that stupid TV!"
I go back to telling them what I want done, but now Brian, Jean and James ignore the shit out of me and bicker amongst eachother. So I screamed I would make heads roll and kicked everyone out to play Dodgeball at the park like normal humanbeings.
So by this time its 4:00 in the afternoon, my girlfriend is coming over at 6:00 PM to go out before work at 10PM! Luckily she let me sleep until 7...