Ok this'll be short and to the point. Wireless connection laptop+constipated as hell=Gallstaff. I've been here fore a good hour It seems. Anyone know anything I can do to get this bitch out. Shouldn't have eaten all that fried chicken... Argh it feels like it's comming out the side of my collon!! I've tried rocking back and forth, soothing music, humming, NOTHING. Help gah please!