*Pities Segasquad greatly*
Man, I'm glad my woman never gets in the way of me getting my games - but if that happened then she wouldn't be my woman no more
Women: Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.
She got you good with this one, played you until you offered her something then pounced when you were no longer ready. Damn they are good. Here's my solution-all it takes is one little talk:
PHASE ONE
Tell her that you would feel bad giving her the money as it seems to take away from her independence. say some crap about you like her the way she and you don't want to interfere with "her path to finding herself" or something like that... talk about a person's need to assert independence...
Now, this won't throw off the majority of most girls... with $$$ in their eyes its hard to. You have to be smooth here and continue on with...
PHASE TWO
now to choose wisely... both parts require that you throw her off from thinking that you just don't want to spend money on her (not that that would ever happen
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Continuing with her independance crap...
A)you like the things the way they are between you right now and don't want them to change (see:her becoming a leech)
B)You don't want her to become too dependant on you until the relationship "reaches the next level"/"becomes more formal"/whatever other crappy phase you can think of.
WARNING-this may lead to her thinking you want to move in with her or get married. Approach with Caution.
A can be taken as sweet if you pucker it up just enough, while B will absolutely throw her off but is a little more risky.
On to the final blow...
PHASE 3
Another two parter. You've thrown her off and should read the situation to try to figure out if you can pull off both parts or just #1.
1)Use evil girl tactics to corner her now. Use the phrase "but if you reeeeeally want to, and YOU think its best, then I'll pay". Hook, line, and sinker baby.
2)"Now, instead of shopping for you, how about we shop for me?" Take a trip to the store and get her help you pick out the Sega cd games.
if you can pull off only #1, expect to save that money for awhile before you can get games or she might, in some inexplicable way that only women can pull off, figure out the entire ploy. If you manage to convince her to getting the games then you, my friend, did an amazing job.
**if situation goes sour at any time, use "I don't know whats so bad about your hair sweety, I think you still look good." sweet talking owns.
legend:
:devil <-Women
:confused :huh <_<
<-Phases guys go through in a relationship
:cheers <-2 guys after ridding themselves of their women
This concludes Ammut's guide to women Volume 1.
---Ammut