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[antime]

Yeah, "doujinshi" means fan art.

 

[Jeffrey]

We all know of KEY CARTS for the genesis... they allow you to play foreign games on your domestic system.

But have you ever wondered if there was such a thing for the master system?

A random search turned up this item:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=13718

SAY WHAT ?!

 

[ratfish]

Originally posted by antime@Nov 21, 2003 @ 12:01 PM

Yeah, "doujinshi" means fan art.

Oh okay, thanks for clearing that up. I suspected that's what it was.

It must have something to do with hentai too (I think I saw the word "yoai" in there too implying something similar) because I tried to bablefish-translate it, then googled for it, and it returned some weird topics.

 

[Caelestis]

Originally posted by ratfish+Nov 21, 2003 @ 11:36 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ratfish @ Nov 21, 2003 @ 11:36 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-antime@Nov 21, 2003 @ 12:01 PM

Yeah, "doujinshi" means fan art.

Oh okay, thanks for clearing that up. I suspected that's what it was.

It must have something to do with hentai too (I think I saw the word "yoai" in there too implying something similar) because I tried to bablefish-translate it, then googled for it, and it returned some weird topics. [/b][/quote]

Nothing in there suggests Deanna is a woman. Yaoi means boy-on-boy action.

Nothing depresses me more than the fact that my friends decided to tell me that...

 

[Shitface]

Speaking of Doujinshi... My friend bought a gay DBZ doujinshi long ago. It is the most disguisting thing i have ever seen. I think he is gay sometimes. It has Piccolo and Goku Making out and Trunks having bondage dreams of Gohan, just gross. He said he bought it because it was funny... right.

 

[gameboy900]

Time to find new friends I think.

Oh and that Sega key is probably an access key for their arcade machines.

 

[antime]

What makes gay DBZ porn so funny is the type of people who genuinely like DBZ. Of course, anything that makes fun of DBZ is good.

 

[Jeffrey]

I don't even KNOW what a vaporizer is, but this guy is just "tossing in" a free NEO GEO system with it!

Can you figure this out?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...65&category=294

By the way:

Is this guy --> :wanker

Rolling dice or tossing off? This would have been useful in the Dead or Alive Porn thread...

 

[ratfish]

releases only the purest form of the herb :huh you are using, in a vapor form. It's just like you are breathing air, because you can't feel anything. This is a very cool machine that I'm sure you'll enjoy. In case you are wondering why I am selling the vaporizer, it's because I found it's just not my style 😉 . I enjoy using the good old fashioned Zig Zags, but you may not. If you don't like Zig Zags, or you just feel like experimenting, go for it, with the Vapir. Live life up while you're here, this is not a life or death decision . The package comes with the vaporizer, mouthpiece, 12 herb disks, wall plug in w/ world adapter, rechargeable battery, backpack, 2 shirts, water attachments, dvd movie and instruction book

Must be some sort of hippie bong/peace pipe.

p.s. bolding, colors, and random questioning smilies inserted for effect

p.p.s. Trunks is hot

p.p.p.s. I think this :wanker smilie is a cross between wanking it and sarcasm, implying something similar to pointing out that a person or statement is a wanking liar, but I find it goes well when paired like this:

:banana :wanker :banana

 

[Jeffrey]

I was looking for an iPod...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=41002

 

[Gallstaff]

Aquarium turns up so weird result

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=37637

 

[Cyber Akuma]

Speaking of ipods..............

http://www.stinkboy.net/ipods_dirty_secret.mov

 

[antime]

Originally posted by jeff-20@Nov 26, 2003 @ 09:49 AM

I was looking for an iPod...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=41002

Pretty sad (but not surprising). Here's the original design, the link has been floating around for a while.

 

[Jeffrey]

How does that toilet work? Is the tank just a facade and the toilet flushes via a direct pipe (like public bathrooms)?

Or do the fish actually go down? Either way, you can't really see and appreciate the fish when you need to... if you get what I mean.

 

[Nadius]

What a bundle!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=15112

 

[racketboy]

Originally posted by Nadius@Nov 30, 2003 @ 08:56 PM

What a bundle!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=15112

haha!

It's not even a Jap version of the game

 

[Shitface]

Woah! Very strange.... Funny, but strange.

 

[Taelon]

Proof-of-concept for boosting monitor sales by mentioning pr0n:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...7&category=3696

 

[Jeffrey]

actually, that moniter doesn't look very good to Shimmy in front of...

Good for a laugh, but knowing that you might want to scan it with a black-light before touching it is sure to kill sales. Even if it is humorous.

 

[CrazyGoon]

Heh - 1664 views and only one bid 😛