Funny Ebay Auctions

[Twillinx]

Yes it's sad, but not sadder than paynumbers for the phone (well there are "serious" paynumbers, for people who want's to date, those are less sad)

It's kind of prostitution-light. But it's pretty easy money for that girl, and without any real risks. One phone call a week.

I might put up an auction like that, but just with the email, then I can reuse all the mails for the next auction, and I don't ever have to get a real job.

Only downpart is that I'm a guy, and I don't think there's alot of girls all that desperate. Maybe a gay boyfriend auction; finally all those lonesome gays can prove to friends and family that they do have a boyfriend. :lol:

 

[Des-ROW]

Originally posted by Twillinx@Jan 23, 2004 @ 07:10 AM

It's kind of prostitution-light.

That is actually enjokousai.

 

[Jeffrey]

on a different topic, did I tell you guys that I have a new girlfriend?

 

[Gallstaff]

No, but congratulations. We can start a new-relationship club

 

[Caelestis]

Originally posted by jeff-20@Jan 23, 2004 @ 11:11 PM

on a different topic, did I tell you guys that I have a new girlfriend?

Only 1?

 

[Des-ROW]

おめでと! ｼﾞｪﾌーくん!

 

[Jeffrey]

ジェフのガールフレンドであるか??? chigaimasu... I have a feeling we're gonna break up in 4 weeks

 

[Des-ROW]

Exactly 4 weeks!?

 

[mal]

LIKELY POSSESSED Coke Can

 

[mal]

Geek number plates :looney

 

[CommanderBubba]

Originally posted by mal@Mar 7, 2004 @ 08:41 PM

LIKELY POSSESSED Coke Can

:lol: ROFL

A likely possess soda can!!? hahahahaha.... :banana

 

[Falstaf]

This one is funny, almost sad and yet....She is yummy.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...6&category=1467

 

[Gallstaff]

Psh, college student

 

[Ammut]

Originally posted by CommanderBubba+Mar 10, 2004 @ 11:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CommanderBubba @ Mar 10, 2004 @ 11:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-mal@Mar 7, 2004 @ 08:41 PM

LIKELY POSSESSED Coke Can

:lol: ROFL

A likely possess soda can!!? hahahahaha.... :banana [/b][/quote]

Is it more or less funny that it is currently going for $210 US? Seriously... what the hell is with people bidding on stuff like this?

---Ammut

 

[Pearl Jammzz]

that chik is ugly and her tits sag.....gross

 

[Curtis]

Thank you for that pronouncement.

 

[Falstaf]

All a matter of taste, my boy. This girl, looks like a woman, ie curvey, not like the prepubescent little boy look-alikes that are so popular today.

 

[Pearl Jammzz]

yes, tastes .

This brings up an interesting point. Wouldn't it be great if u found even the ugliest girls REAL attractive. That way you could always get w/ drop dead gorgeous chicks. Course yer friends would make fun of ya, haha.

 

[Gallstaff]

Shallow Hal anyone?

 

[Des-ROW]

Originally posted by Pearl Jammzz@Mar 12, 2004 @ 02:50 PM

yes, tastes .

This brings up an interesting point. Wouldn't it be great if u found even the ugliest girls REAL attractive. That way you could always get w/ drop dead gorgeous chicks. Course yer friends would make fun of ya, haha.

That is actually possible, you just need 2 ingredients and you are done.

1. Very low self-steem

2. Conformism

You may also add Mediocrity to the mix if you wish to.